X-Rated Morning Rituals

I think I provided my neighbours with quite a show this morning. Even more so than normal.

I have been known on a few occasions, to leave my house with interesting attire. There has even been a few occasions where my morning routine has consisted nothing more than throwing on some pants and walking out the door (having slept in a T-shirt and undies). This gal is SO not high maintenance...

This morning in particular, I was trying to retrieve something from my car as I needed it ASAP for someone waiting on the phone... This morning I skipped the whole pants thing (last night I had gone to bed wearing my boy-cut undies and a tank top, more than I wear at the beach) and my intention was a quick grab and go mission from the car.

But upon leaving my house this morning, I walked right into this gigantic spider web, with this pretty awesome specimen on it.

Back story - My porch has tons of these suckers, some pretty HUGE ones too, like the size of a fist HUge.  But we have come to an agreement that as long as they choose not to enter my dwelling, I will not affect theirs. I am from sort of the "let live" mentality. Up until today our agreement has gone unbroken, and they have been very courteous as to their web locations. Websites, giggle, we will call them...  (get it?? internet? websites, oh, nevermind...)

But not only did this particular website stretch right across the porch, there was also one stretched from from tree to tree out my little iron gate. Besides the probably very amusing eek/ew/spider web detangling dance that ensued, I was also trying to make sure the said little creature wasn't going down my pants... I think you can visualize the scene...

So not only did my little spidey dance and erratic arm waving attract some much undesired attention, but me screaming like a school girl, I am sure clinched it.

Oh Kelly..... I see I will be forming another more detailed contract with these little arachnids...